Sometimes we spend a lot of time thinking up great questions and the artists blow us off. BIg bands blowing you off are one thing, they are busy. But we were blown off by bands you have never heard of.

When that happens we take the questions and ask a fictitious person. We were supposed to interview Sex Slaves, but they never got back to us, instead we interviewed Butch and and the Gimp from Pulp Fiction. Take a look back at some of our interviews that never happened with fake people.

Not the Fishnet Stalkers (link) questions answered by The Syphilitic Penis of Gene Simmons
Not the Blessed Muthas (link) questions answered by The Tree that Killed Sonny Bono
Not the Sex Slaves (link) questions answered by Other Sex Slaves

Other times we just plain made up fake interviews. Check out some of our fake interviews.

The Dali Lama (link)
DMX Dominos Boss (link)
Random Frat Guy (link)