Courtney Love recently told VH1 that she used to thrust pins in the testicles of Kurt Cobain to wake him up when he was in a drug stupor.

“He’d pass out and seek oblivion and I’d have to fucking slap him and put pins in his balls and put ice cubes everywhere and it started to piss me off… I started resenting that; I didn’t like being a nursemaid.”

If that isn't the best "Don't Do Drugs" kids message, I don't know what is. How far gone do you have to be where cold water tossed in your face doesn't wake you? The only thing that will wake you is PINS IN YOUR BALLS! I can't even imagine that, and I sound. (That link heads to Urban Dictionary. So if you think Urban Dictionary is not a site you want to visit at work, don't click it.)