Elton John to Host Monday Night Raw Next Week
Trying to capitalize on his Grammy performance with Hollywood's latest
musical flavor of the month, Lady Gaga, Elton John is going to appear
on Cable's number one rated show Monday Night Raw.
Sir Elton will host cable's longest running serial next week as tension builds up to the over-the-top, decadent Wrestlemania.
"I just love seeing hard bodied, oily men, grabbing each others crotch and slamming one another on the mat. Then pinning one another so one can't escape while that person writhes in pain/pleasure trying to get loose. The only thing Raw is missing from an all out Gayapalooza is some flamboyancy like I have." Sir Elton said to BnR via phone interview.
Every week to try and boost ratings, the WWE Raw brand has had guest hosts popular to their demographic. Washed up aging wrestlers (Bret Hart) and NASCAR drivers (um, I don't know any NASCAR drivers so insert your favorite here) have been able to script their own matches and run the show as they see fit.
Last night, notable wig wearer William Shatner, scheduled a triple threat match for the Unified Tag Titles. When asked what Elton was going to do different he said, "Wait, there are going to be six beautifully sculpted, sweaty men in the ring at the same time? And one of them is that cute boyish wrestler The Miz? Looks like I am going to have to bring some lube!"
Elton always comes out of his proverbial closet once or twice a year, choosing the grandest stages to do collaborations. A few years ago he appeared on the Grammy stage with Eminem to show that Eminem doesn't hate gays. Like a performance on one show was going to prove that.
This year Elton chose to perform with the audible syphilis giver Lady Gaga, whose catchy dance songs infect your ears with music you can't shake without antibiotics. But not content on just those performances, Elton is trying to expand his ever sinking star with Raw is War.
"I have felt that my world is shrinking because I am not out in the public as often as I was. I need to expand my star[fish] again and Monday Night Raw is the best place to find a new audience willing to embrace my star[fish] and take control of it."
We look forward to seeing what Elton has in store for the likes of Triple H, John Cena, and that young Adonis The Miz.
Sir Elton will host cable's longest running serial next week as tension builds up to the over-the-top, decadent Wrestlemania.
"I just love seeing hard bodied, oily men, grabbing each others crotch and slamming one another on the mat. Then pinning one another so one can't escape while that person writhes in pain/pleasure trying to get loose. The only thing Raw is missing from an all out Gayapalooza is some flamboyancy like I have." Sir Elton said to BnR via phone interview.
Every week to try and boost ratings, the WWE Raw brand has had guest hosts popular to their demographic. Washed up aging wrestlers (Bret Hart) and NASCAR drivers (um, I don't know any NASCAR drivers so insert your favorite here) have been able to script their own matches and run the show as they see fit.
Last night, notable wig wearer William Shatner, scheduled a triple threat match for the Unified Tag Titles. When asked what Elton was going to do different he said, "Wait, there are going to be six beautifully sculpted, sweaty men in the ring at the same time? And one of them is that cute boyish wrestler The Miz? Looks like I am going to have to bring some lube!"
Elton always comes out of his proverbial closet once or twice a year, choosing the grandest stages to do collaborations. A few years ago he appeared on the Grammy stage with Eminem to show that Eminem doesn't hate gays. Like a performance on one show was going to prove that.
This year Elton chose to perform with the audible syphilis giver Lady Gaga, whose catchy dance songs infect your ears with music you can't shake without antibiotics. But not content on just those performances, Elton is trying to expand his ever sinking star with Raw is War.
"I have felt that my world is shrinking because I am not out in the public as often as I was. I need to expand my star[fish] again and Monday Night Raw is the best place to find a new audience willing to embrace my star[fish] and take control of it."
We look forward to seeing what Elton has in store for the likes of Triple H, John Cena, and that young Adonis The Miz.
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