Quick Review of Alexx Calise
I enjoy music while masturbating or having sex. Since the latter never happens, I masturbate a lot. I love having the TV on in the background so my mom doesn't hear my guttural groans of pleasure. But what you choose on the TV is crucial to being found out or not.
For instance, if my mom hears that blow hard Bill O'Reilly on my TV, she is going to come barging in and want to discuss the merits of socialized healthcare while her son has a completely erect and lubed member.
This is why I choose MTV or VH1 because their trashy TV allows me the privacy to pound my meat in solitude. The only time I am bothered is when dinner is ready and I can respond "OK I KNOW DINNER IS READY. I AM ALMOST FINISHED WITH QUICKEN! GOD!!"
What is the point to that long winded intro, I'll tell you, Alexx Calise. I have subconsciously choked the chicken to her music on numerous occasions. In fact, armed with this new information I wouldn't be a bit surprised if she changes her new CD to "Music You Can Fap To."
The reason her music is great for masturbating is simple. It has computer generated beats and effects (perfect for finding the groove on my shaft and maintaining a perfect rhythm). This is easily seen in a song like Good Enough. The production value is too clean for me. I enjoy production quality a kin to the box of a Tai Pei hooker. The dirtier the better my mom always said. It is "pop vocal" quality production, that isn't bad, just not very rock n' roll. It is polished, clean, and very produced. I like my singers laying down their vocal tracks after wrestling a polar bear and drinking a fifth of Jack.
Back to the songs, if I only had furious and continuous drum beats,it wouldn't take me very long to ejaculate. So I have to mix it up with slower songs like Out of Sight. This song allows me to edge effectively. This is an Evanescence inspired ballad made for Top 40 radio stations. Alexx once again combines rocker chick like voice with pop stylings (keen ear for chorus, harmonies, and hooks). I checked her MySpace site and couldn't believe she wasn't signed. She has the "it" factor to be a countrywide hit. Why haven't you doofuses in LA attempted to gobble her up?
Outside of the comfort of my bedroom sans my penis in hand, I wouldn't listen to Alexx Calise. It just isn't music that appeals to me. But it WILL appeal to a lot of people in the USA because she combines computer beats, pop vocals and I can really see her being a cool club hit or Top Radio sensation.
Oh, and he is absolutely smoking hot. Had I known that while I had MTV or VH1 on, I wouldn't have been using porn stars to get off. Head on over to her MySpace to hear some of her songs and buy her latest cd. That lovely picture below is directly from her MySpace, so you should head over there just to stare at how faptastic she is.
For instance, if my mom hears that blow hard Bill O'Reilly on my TV, she is going to come barging in and want to discuss the merits of socialized healthcare while her son has a completely erect and lubed member.
This is why I choose MTV or VH1 because their trashy TV allows me the privacy to pound my meat in solitude. The only time I am bothered is when dinner is ready and I can respond "OK I KNOW DINNER IS READY. I AM ALMOST FINISHED WITH QUICKEN! GOD!!"
What is the point to that long winded intro, I'll tell you, Alexx Calise. I have subconsciously choked the chicken to her music on numerous occasions. In fact, armed with this new information I wouldn't be a bit surprised if she changes her new CD to "Music You Can Fap To."
The reason her music is great for masturbating is simple. It has computer generated beats and effects (perfect for finding the groove on my shaft and maintaining a perfect rhythm). This is easily seen in a song like Good Enough. The production value is too clean for me. I enjoy production quality a kin to the box of a Tai Pei hooker. The dirtier the better my mom always said. It is "pop vocal" quality production, that isn't bad, just not very rock n' roll. It is polished, clean, and very produced. I like my singers laying down their vocal tracks after wrestling a polar bear and drinking a fifth of Jack.
Back to the songs, if I only had furious and continuous drum beats,it wouldn't take me very long to ejaculate. So I have to mix it up with slower songs like Out of Sight. This song allows me to edge effectively. This is an Evanescence inspired ballad made for Top 40 radio stations. Alexx once again combines rocker chick like voice with pop stylings (keen ear for chorus, harmonies, and hooks). I checked her MySpace site and couldn't believe she wasn't signed. She has the "it" factor to be a countrywide hit. Why haven't you doofuses in LA attempted to gobble her up?
Outside of the comfort of my bedroom sans my penis in hand, I wouldn't listen to Alexx Calise. It just isn't music that appeals to me. But it WILL appeal to a lot of people in the USA because she combines computer beats, pop vocals and I can really see her being a cool club hit or Top Radio sensation.
Oh, and he is absolutely smoking hot. Had I known that while I had MTV or VH1 on, I wouldn't have been using porn stars to get off. Head on over to her MySpace to hear some of her songs and buy her latest cd. That lovely picture below is directly from her MySpace, so you should head over there just to stare at how faptastic she is.
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