Rammstein Box Set

Box sets are designed to offer fans an fun look into the life of their favorite band and add songs/videos/trinkets that fans don't have. I used to come home from high school and listen to the Metallica Live Shit Binge and Purge box set every day. It was the coolest box set around, that is until now.

Now before I tell you about Rammstein's box set, I have to tell another story. I thought it would be a good idea to make a mold of my cock for my then girlfriend. It took hours to have the plaster mold set properly. During the process you have to stay hard or the mold won't work. That was the difficult part. Then you pour the plastic into the mold and then after hours, the mold sets and viola - plastic dildo that looks like your cock.

So I wrap the present up for her and present it to her during her birthday party. She opens up the gift and her face turns bright red and I say "Now you can go fuck yourself when I'm not there." She threw me the 3" replica penis and told me to leave. So what does this story have to do with box sets? Rammstein will package six penis replica dildos in their box set.

Now if you are like me, you will giddly run home, attach suction cups to the back of the dildos, jump in the shower and surround yourself with their cocks. But, not all of you are like me. Some might decide to simple work their way from small to large, or choose the cock most asethically pleasing. Whatever your choice, it is bound to provide you with endless joy and amazement, which is what a box set should.

We have no details other than that, but as soon as we do, we will let you know.

 
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  • 10/26/2009 3:45 PM Blogs N' Roses wrote:
    As we reported here, Rammstein will release a box set that will include replica dildos of each member's hang down. We have more details and pictures of the box set. The set will be called "Liebe Ist Für Alle Da." I put this in Google Translate and it apparently means "Lube is for your ass." You will also get five tracks that "were not good enough to make the album," industrial strength handcuffs, lube, and the aforementioned six pink dildos of the band's members.This clearly raises my cock and the proverbial bar for all future box sets. Who is going ...
  • 10/26/2009 3:39 PM Blogs N' Roses wrote:
    As we reported here, Rammstein will release a box set that will include replica dildos of each member's hang down. We have more details and pictures of the box set. The set will be called "Liebe Ist Für Alle Da." I put this in Google Translate and it apparently means "Lube is for your ass." You will also get five tracks that "were not good enough to make the album," industrial strength handcuffs, lube, and the aforementioned six pink dildos of the band's members.This clearly raises my cock and the proveribal bar for all future box sets. Who is going ...
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