A full 70 days AFTER he died, Michael Jackson is finally being buried. I would make a joke about him smelling putrid with the decomposition, but he's almost 100% plastic. There is hardly any decay for almost 70 days.

It would be about the same as throwing leftover peas in Tupperware and putting it in your fridge for 70 days. I bet if you opened up the casket, he would still smell as fresh as he did on the day he died, which is like baby powder and burnt hair.

I have never heard of someone sitting around for 70 days before they were officially buried. James Brown was a long time too, but we don't even have Presidents and Pope's who lay in the round for two days take 70 days for burial.

And the media has been cumming all over themselves trying to get exclusive access to the funeral, burial, whatever. Fucking rag shows like TMZ and Extra have been doing at least one report a night about Michael Jackson. Yea, the guys music was iconic, but he was a fucking whack a doo.

Mary Jane Housewife has gone out and bought all of Michael Jackson's music and will play Beat It a thousand times. But in another month's time, that same housewife will be finger banging herself to Daughtry's over-produced turd.

I can't be the only moderately insane person out there who is pissed off at the fucking nauseating coverage of his death. Yea, it's sad, but Michael Jackson hasn't been Michael Jackson since the 80's. To real music fans, Jackson has been dead for at least a full decade before he actually died.

Knock it off, all of you!