A lesson in Rock N' Roll courtesy of Artimus Pyle, ex-drummer of Lynyrd Skynyrd. Pyle was arrested in Florida for failing to register as a sex offender. (Article)

You may be asking yourself, what? He is a sex offender, what happened? Let me tell you a story about Uncle Pyle.

Uncle Pyle had a longtime girlfriend with whom he had two children. Let me try and characterize her as delicately as I can, she was a psycho hose beast who had it out for Pyle and wanted his money. So she decided to report him to the police for touching their girls. Pyle had this to say about the charges:

"It was that simple. The state never had a case. Their whole case was 'we think he touched his children.' I said, 'You're damn right I did. I changed their diapers...I've got six kids, I mean, what would you do?' And they go, 'O.K., so you admit it. You did touch your children.'"

Mr. Pyle was not educated in the ways of the law and thought that when changing and washing your little child, you have to scrub their naughty bits. He was innocent and admitted this. Now he has to register everywhere he goes and his former dicknosed girlfriend gets the final laugh.

Now before you slam our site for insensitivity to child molesters, I refer you to our R. Kelly article. There are few things I have absolutely no tolerance for, Nickelback, "we can't have sex because I am on my period," women who take advantage of dumb/gullible guys, and child molesters.

I think Mr. Pyle was taken advantage of by a dumbass bitch and he was not smart enough to shut his mouth. Now he is being punished for the rest of his life.