Are you an actor/director/screenwriter/producer/Starbucks Barista? Do you perhaps fancy yourself as a Vince Vaughn/Jon Favreau wannabe? Still pissed you didn't get that part on Deep Space 9? Fear not, failing actors with gratuitous body modifications...Dee Snider has come to your rescue like a cross-dressing St. Bernard dog mountain of desperate acting career dead ends.

The sequel Strangeland: Disciple will star Dee Snider and Robert Englund (Freddie Fuckin' Krueger.) According to Dee, "We're shooting for an NC-17 rating right out of the box. I want enthusiasts from all over the country to be a part of it!"

"It's like a national outreach project, we will be looking for talent in the body modification and fetish world. Everywhere I go now, every guy and girl with tattoos and big holes in their ears wants to be in my movie!"

I'm expecting BnR's own Vic Wettner to attend the open casting call, because he gets along just dandy with weird looking bastards.