The unlikely pairing of Slipknot, Coheed and Cambria, and Trivium have decided to tour in 2009. The only thing stranger than this tour is that smell emanating from my fridge. Might it be time to replace the hooker head air freshener? Probably. Here are the tour dates:

January 23 - St. Paul, MN @ Xcel Energy Center
January 24 - Kansas City, MO @ Sprint Center
January 25 - Council Bluffs, IA @ Mid America Center
January 27 - Madison, WI @ Alliant Energy Center Memorial Coliseum
January 28 - Des Moines, IA @ Wells Fargo Arena
January 30 - Rosemont, IL @ Allstate Arena
January 31 - Auburn Hills, MI @ The Palace of Auburn Hills
February 2 - Peoria, IL @ Peoria Civic Center
February 3 - Indianapolis, IN @ Pepsi Coliseum
February 5 - New York, NY @ Madison Square Garden
February 6 - Lowell, MA @ Tsongas Arena
February 7 - Camden, NJ @ Susquehanna Bank Center
February 9 - Greensboro, NC @ Greensboro Coliseum Complex
February 10 - Charlotte, NC @ Cricket Arena
February 11 - Greenville, SC @ Bi-Lo Center
February 13 - Baltimore, MD @ 1st Mariner Arena
February 14 - Lexington, KY @ Rupp Arena
February 15 - Nashville, TN @ Sommet Center
February 17 - Duluth, GA @ Gwinnett Center
February 18 - Orlando, FL @ UCF Arena
February 19 - Pensacola, FL @ Pensacola Civic Center
February 21 - Corpus Christi, TX @ Concrete Street Amphitheater
February 22 - Grand Prairie, TX @ Nokia Theatre
February 23 - Tulsa, OK @ BOK Center
February 25 - Houston, TX @ Verizon Wireless Theater
February 26 - Houston, TX @ Verizon Wireless Theater
February 28 - El Paso, TX @ El Paso County Coliseum
March 1 - San Antonio, TX @ Freeman Coliseum
March 3 - Denver, CO @ Denver Coliseum
March 4 - Albuquerque, NM @ Tingley Coliseum
March 5  - Glendale, AZ @ Jobing.com Arena
March 7 - Inglewood, CA @ The Forum
March 8 - San Diego, CA @ Cox Arena
March 10 - Ontario, CA @ Citizens Business Bank Arena
March 11 - Sacramento, CA @ ARCO Arena