Exclusive Interview with The Fishnet Stalkers...For Real This Time

PhotobucketAnother wise man also said, "better late than never." Indeed it was high time that BnR caught up with the Fishnet Stalkers, saviors of greasy garage rock n' roll and sworn enemies of athletic footwear.

The band actually answered the questions this time, I swear. We got lucky since a certain anatomical member that may or may not be attached to Gene Simmons could not be reached for comment. A few lingering questions do remain. We do not know who tipped the Fishnet Stalkers off to our original "interview." (http://blogsnroses.com/2008/05/08/special-guest-interview-not-featuring-the-fishnet-stalkers.aspx)  nor do we know the best place to get taxidermy work done in Baltimore. Stay tuned for the next episode when Gene sues us and we discover the identity of deepthroat.

BnR: We're getting a little paranoid after you found our "interview." How did you find us and do you think Gene will too?
FNS: Someone messaged us a link, they might of forwarded it to Gene, too.

BnR: What have the Fishnet Stalkers been up to in the last year? What is the band doing this summer?
FNS: We did some touring and we're writing for our full length at the moment. We'll probably be recording this summer and do a 4-6 week tour in the fall.

BnR:
What is the best source for skintight denim? Do chicks get pissed because they wish they had your figures?
FNS: Girlfriends closets. They only get pissed that we steal their clothes, they already got the figures.

BnR: This subject is usually a point of contention in any relationship; KISS. Do you think they are brilliant or just ass-clowns?
FNS: Not sure how to answer, I personally think they are brilliant clowns.

BnR: If the band were a character in the movie "Dazed and Confused" which would it be? Why?
FNS: Matthew McConaughey's character. We keep gettin older, they stay the same age...priceless.

BnR: You have toured the West Coast, specifically Seattle. I met a girl out there who smelled like fish constantly. Did you experience this phenomenon first hand when you toured Seattle? Could stinky women be the genesis of grunge and not Neil Young?
FNS: Seattle rules, fish, I don't know about a fish smell. Stale beer and cigarettes maybe. Stinky women are the genesis of a lot of genres of music, get into it man!

BnR: Where can losers like us buy those stupendous boots?
FNS: We have a cobbler, maybe you wanna talk to him?

BnR: When can we expect the new album?
FNS:This fall if everything goes according as planned.

BnR: How do you fit all your gear into the back of an Iroc?
FNS:We have a T-top, allows for some gear to stick out the top.

BnR: If you could open for any band who would it be?
FNS: KISS.

Muchas Gracias to the Fishnet Stalkers for actually putting up with our tomfoolery. In the immortal words of yet another wise man, "alright, alright, alright."

You myspace creepers can do your thing here
http://www.myspace.com/fishnetstalkers

 
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  • 6/6/2008 1:10 PM Anonymous wrote:
    The interview with the penis was better than the real one. Maybe the Stalkers should hire you as official response writers.
    1. 6/7/2008 1:15 PM Craig wrote:
      Thank you, but the Fishnet Stalkers never claimed to be comedians. They are musicians. Check out their show and I bet you will be amused and will buy all their merchandise.

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