In this weeks episode of "Deadbeat Interviews" we don't sit down with 2nd street's own The Blessed Muthas. Someone had to answer these glorious questions, so in honor of a belated Arbor Day, we found a suitable substitute. BNR caught the redeye to Lake Tahoe and chatted briefly with the towering pine that killed Sonny Bono (SBTree). Here's our World Exclusive Interview. The tree's management doesn't grant many interviews so savor every mother fuckin' word.











Without further ado: The Blessed Muthas "Interview" as answered by The Tree That Killed Sonny Bono

BNR: You're setting the mood with a special lady, but you only have GG Allin. What song do you play and why?

SBTree: "Bite It You Scum", that's what Sonny did.

BNR: The Blessed Muthas...its sounds like the rock n roll Salt N Pepa. Do you have any advice for goofy white guys like ourselves who sound like idiots trying to pronounce your name?

SBTree: Do they play "I Got You Babe?

BNR: No. But they have a song called "I Felt Down".

SBTree: Yep, Sonny went down and he didn't get back up.

BNR: Next we have an ethics question. You're driving a dump truck and Daughtry(or however the fuck you spell his name?) is crossing the street. Do you A. Brake for him or B. Run him down and say that you were confused by the glare from his head?

SBTree: Do you know who the fuck I am? Daughtry comes to me!

BNR: Do you prefer Burt Reynolds with or without his mustache?

SBTree: I prefer the mustache, I wear pieces of Sonny's

BNR:. In 5 words or less, describe these defunct Philly bands.
The Union Dead Silvertide Trashlight Vision?

SBTree: They're on a slippery slope and I'm waiting at the bottom.

BNR: What A-Team character would this band be?

SBTree: Last I checked the body count was A-Team - 0, Tree - 1, those pussies only shoot at peoples' feet.