DMX was arrested in Phoenix after speed-enforcement cameras spotting him driving nearly twice the speed limit on a suburban freeway. DMX, whose real name is Earl Simmons, was allegedly driving a 1966 Chevrolet at 114 mph. He was arrested for criminal speeding, public endangerment, reckless driving and driving on a suspended license.
 
Due to the recent slide of DMX and rapid fall out of the public eye, BnR believes there must have been a reasonable cause for the rapper's excessive speeding. So we dug deep and we found out that DMX had only 12 minutes left on the Dominos 30-minute gaurantee. His Dominos pizza manager, Dave Rockville, provided us with this short interview.
 
BnR: Dave, can you elaborate on the recent arrest of DMX and his work ethic at Dominos pizza?
 
Dave: "DMX? Who is DMX? Oh you must mean Earl. Yea he is on a short leach after costing us 14 pizzas in one month. He always arrives at the residence or buisness 10 minutes after the Dominos pizza garuantee has expired. I don't know what he does between the time he leaves this place and arrives at his destination, but some of these places are 5 minutes away."
 
BnR: What do you think he is doing?
 
Dave: I have no idea what he does, but I know he is not delivering pizzas. He is a great guy and a hard worker, but I just can't put up with his lateness anymore. Earl has to get his act together if he still wants to be employed by Dominos pizza.
 
BnR: I imagine DMX is a colorful character around the office. He probably has some great road stories. Can you share any?
 
Dave: Actually, Earl sits in the break room with a tablet and "spits rhymes" as he calls it. Occasionally I will hear barking coming from the breakroom and animals on work property is strictly against company policy. So I will run to the breakroom only to find Earl sitting at the table drinking water out of a dog dish.
 
BnR: Did you have to reprimand him for these outbursts?
 
Dave: Yes I actually did. It was distracting to the Dominos workers and scaring the customers. I remember a particularly heated arguement he and I had about his barking. i walked into the breakroom and informed him the loud "ruff-ing" was distracting and intimidating other co-workers. That is when he threw his hands in the air and screamed "Y'all gonna make me lose my mind up in here. Y'all are the ones who make me act a fool up in here." I responded Earl, we enjoy your work. We are not pressuring you to change your work ethic only tone down the barking. It scares old lady Jenkins; she has a fear of dogs you know? He only responded by walking past me and snapping like a dog at my nose and saying "Haaa-ruff". Luckily, my shift was over and Brian had to deal with Earl the rest of the day.
 
BnR: Sounds like DMX keeps things interesting around the office. We thank you for your time Dave.
 
Dave: Hey, thanks for calling we can send you a free pizza if you live in Phoenix.
 
BnR: That's ok. We prefer timely delivered pizzas.

***Update*** DMX was just arrested for animal cruelty and drug charges. He clearly missed his 30-minute delivery window because he was doing drugs and beating dogs. For shame, DMX.