Gerard Way Gay?


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....Yes, the title rhymes.  I love when that happens.
Now to business.

Just last week I was perusing the internet in my boxers and came across a live stream of the Projekt Revolution tour (Featuring of course: Linkin Park, H.I.M., My Chemical Romance, Placebo, Taking Back Sunday, Julien K, and others) straight from Detroit into the dark confines of my blogsnroses.com headquarters workstation home-base fort.  I tuned in to this streaming show on MySpace just in times to catch My Chemical Romance.  So I watched.....business of course.  To my astonishment, at one point Gerard Way, lead vocals for MCR, solicited the gentlemen in the audience to remove their shirts and waive them above their heads.  That's when I had to know:

Is Gerard Way gay?.....Not that there is anything wrong with that of course.  We at Blogsnroses.com embrace the gay and lesbian community. Mostly lesbian.

So this is where my investigation began......

First, I scoured YouTube.com for the key words Gerard,Way,Gay,My Chemical Romance.  Turns out this dude has been touring coast to coast asking dudes to "show him their tits"....well not in those words but I feel obligated to use festival concert lingo; basically he implored "boys" to take off their shirts and try to take off like a bunch of gay helicopters.

Now if I were walking down the street and I heard one man ask another to remove their shirt....99% of the time I am going to assume there will be some sort of man-ass-play to come.  Due to the fact this is an on stage perfomance that is repeated night after night, in cities across the country, I have to decrease the the percentage to 65%.  So off the bat Gerard is somewhat closer to the gay/straight fence than a random guy (we'll call Todd) on the street in search of man-boobs.

Next, I searched Yahoo.com, with similar keywords, and to my surprise the first result read: "My Chemical Romance's Gerard Way Engaged"

And that my friends is where my investigation concluded. 

So for my conclusion:  Young Gerard was merely trying to see some chest action, maybe do a little motor boatin', but he was just tired of all the groupie action and wanted to make shake things up a bit, try something a little interesting, hence the boys.  He probably also figured the guys at that show would be a sure thing, after all the line up of the tour was geared toward chicks.

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  • 8/30/2007 3:20 PM zcubach wrote:
    and you cared? really, why? would really get some edification out of your answer. not being a 'gay' or anything like that, your source of humor leaves me somewhat misinformed, you rascally 'phobes. why the heck is this such an amusement? you are basically attempting to besmirch and in a most cowardly fashion, hurt someone, who might actually be thinking for you... this is not as clever as someone i'd want to be on my side.
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  • 8/30/2007 4:27 PM Craig wrote:
    Watch out, kids! The faux-intellectual has the floor. Sure s/he doesn't use proper capitalization and uses big words out of context, but god damn it, s/he is serious!

    Also your superfluous use of commodious repartee is supererogatory.

    My last response no disestablishmentarian who wears guy-liner and lives in New Jersey shall ever articulate on my behalf. I have my own cognitive function and thus do not need a teeny-bopper, disposable, pop star to speak for me.

    I would hope that readers of this site are not so capricious in their views. But, the U.S. dropped two atomic bombs on Japan, so I have been surprised before.
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  • 9/4/2007 6:52 PM l wrote:
    my favorite part was when he groped himself on stage for a good 2min. Special
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  • 5/6/2008 5:16 PM Deirdre wrote:
    interesting
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  • 9/7/2010 12:22 AM wireless fence wrote:
    Thanks for the article...The video is really awesome...
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  • 9/16/2010 5:45 AM Macbeth essays wrote:
    He looks gay but then there's nothing wrong with that :)
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  • 12/21/2010 12:10 PM replica watches wrote:
    I think that is right bout that. Nice info and thanks. Need to get in google feed.
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