Less than a week after our newest addition, Kyle Wettner, penned an article entitled, Why isn't Ozzy Dead Yet?, the grandfather of metal, and the father of disgusting, sexually questionable fuckups wound up in the hospital with a blood clot.  Ozzy underwent emergency surgery for a clot in his leg on Saturday.

"Ozzy had experience leg pain all day leading up to his headline performance during "FreeFest," and following the show was taken to the local hospital where a blood clot was discovered in his leg.

Doctors performed surgery on the 59-year-old singer and he was reportedly released Sunday morning. No word at press time about how this might effect upcoming shows on the tour. Ozzfest is scheduled to hit Kansas City on Monday and Dallas on Thursday."

If Kyle can truly predict the future, then I have some requests of him.

Kenny Loggins world tour
Bob pays up on a wager
The Red Sox move to Iceland
Michael Vick adopts some cats for a change of pace
Brittany Spears steps out of the spotlight for 1 year