Paul Stanley

How we know him: His real name is Stanley Harvey Eisen and is a guitarist and vocalist for the rock band KISS (Starchild). He is the co-writer for the band's best known songs (Rock and Roll All Nite, I was Made For Lovin' You, and Forever)

How Jewish is he: At a synagogue Paul met Michael Bolton. Bolton was peaking with his commercial popularity. Paul and Bolton decided to work together and co-wrote the song "Forever." Forever became one of the most requested songs on MTV and the seventh top 20 hit for KISS.

Great Jewish Moments: The moments can't be limited to just one. Besides fronting a band of near talentless musicians that were able to create a musical/advertising dynasty, he was able to flourish in an off-Broadway production of Phantom of the Opera (he played the Phantom), received mild success on his solo endeavors, and is an accomplished painter.


Gene (Greed) Simmons ($immons)

How we know him: He is the bassist and vocalist for the rock band KISS (Demon). He can be seen spitting blood, breathing fire, wagging his tongue, and sexing every woman in the audience.

How Jewish is he: Real name Chaim Witz and was born in Haifa, Israel. He also is sans foreskin on not only his penis, but also his tongue. His tongue is a legal and registered weapon in 27 of the 50 states.

Great Jewish Moments: He has taken an entire sideshow act full of talentless musicians into a wrecking ball of money. He has slept with 4,897 women and all without the use of drugs, which he doesn't do. He found Van Halen and financed their first demo tape. Despite being one of the single most ugliest man to walk this planet, was able to score Shannon Tweed, a former Playboy bunny.