Time to hit on some Emo bitches
This years Family Values Tour will feature co-headling from KoRn and Evanescence. The bill will feature Atreyu (no word on if Falkor will be assisting in the cross-country trek) and HellYeah. Besides HellYeah, this entire festival is completely missable. KoRn is overrated live, Evanescence sucks, and Atreyu is trying to save Fantastica with the help of Bastian.
The emo chicks will be out in their summer garb for this show. Unfortunately the summer regalia is the same as the winter. It includes black cargo pants with various hanging down straps (from which you could cut yourself for attention), a tight white top to reflect the summer sun and cling close to your skin to show off their fat, black ripped tights on their arms to control bleeding after cutting their wrists for attention, white makeup to make them look like the living dead because they are already dead inside, and black hair to reflect their necrotizing inside.
BlogsNRoses "Get Laid Guarantee"
The emo chicks will be out in their summer garb for this show. Unfortunately the summer regalia is the same as the winter. It includes black cargo pants with various hanging down straps (from which you could cut yourself for attention), a tight white top to reflect the summer sun and cling close to your skin to show off their fat, black ripped tights on their arms to control bleeding after cutting their wrists for attention, white makeup to make them look like the living dead because they are already dead inside, and black hair to reflect their necrotizing inside.
BlogsNRoses "Get Laid Guarantee"
- compliment the orcas on their fantastic skin and alluring eyes
- discuss how deep Evanescence's lyrics are
- relate lyrics to your life
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